Tumblr Thread: Unifying Cube Theory Settles Hot Dog Debate, Starts Others

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mattstaff
Nov 27, 2020 1:00 AM EST

This silly Tumblr thread aims to settle the ongoing "is a hot dog a sandwich?" debate by bringing the unifying cube theory into play. The thing about that whole cube theory though is that it only ends up leaving behind a whole lot more confusion than was already there in the first place. With that being said, I'm totally on board with calling those little smokies/mini hot dogs in the puff pastry, sushi. 

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    Text - haha-cluck •.. 2 cadaverkeys Follow ecaed y KREI i tilthat Follow IU TIL about the unifying cube rule theory that claims to settle not only the “Is a hotdog a sandwich?" question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow The Cube Rule of Food For idiutifying dishes lbased on starch locations
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    Text - 27 3 Toust Sandwich Taco 6) Soup/Salud w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone adventue awa bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area.
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    Text - Dish - runcibility Follow I mean...
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    Text - ... they're not wrong callmebliss Follow That looks delicious. I want it. jabberwockypie Follow It also suggests pizza is toast, and an apple pie is a calzone. inner-sakura Follow
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    Cartoon - I. Gvess
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    Text - dealanexmachina Follow TACO SAUSAGE! i-am-the-broken-bride Follow This suggests that cannelloni and burritos are sushi. mothman-flaptual Follow Open face sandwiches are toast you heard it here folks!
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    Food - supreme-leader-stoat Behold, sushi.
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    Text - asharomi Follow Diogenes is rolling in his grave goldredblueblackwhite Follow Diogenes in his grave is a calzone Source: tilthat > D E ♡ 74,260 notes
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